At long last, ResCouncil has released the list of group priority numbers for the 2011 housing lottery! Find out your number at the ResCouncil website. Let the plotting begin…
Showing posts with label Lottery Numbers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lottery Numbers. Show all posts
Diabetic lottery numbers
There’s something about having a broken pancreas that makes you see numbers in a different light. For a non diabetic type watching the national lottery draw is all about waiting for those 6 winning numbers to come out. For a diabetic, it’s far more exciting. Every number comes with a message attached:* 49 – Oo, you’ve come out of your coma, that’s good. Did you realise you’re diabetic?
* 28 – WTF? Dodgy infusion set? Forgot to bolus for lunch? Are those my kidneys I can smell frying?
* 19 – Not feeling too good. I could drink a reservoir dry and still have space for a slurp from the pond.
* 17 – My standard example of a high number, because on ye olde test strip bottles, the high colour was always rated against 17
* 19 – Not feeling too good. I could drink a reservoir dry and still have space for a slurp from the pond.
* 17 – My standard example of a high number, because on ye olde test strip bottles, the high colour was always rated against 17
* 14 – Is it me or is it hot in here? Does anyone else feel a bit queasy?
* 11 – Not bad considering I had a pizza for lunch/How the hell can I be that high after an apple?
* 8 – Cruising along quite nicely thank you, nothing much to worry about, perhaps a little squirt of insulin.
* 6 – Nothing to see here, I’m masquerading as someone with a working pancreas.
* 5 – I am a diabetic genius, bow in my presence and bring me chocolate, I deserve it.
* 3 – My head feels funny, but it’s vitally important I finish doing this completely pointless task before I stop and get some food.
* 2 – Can anyone else see those flying elephants or is it just me?
* 11 – Not bad considering I had a pizza for lunch/How the hell can I be that high after an apple?
* 8 – Cruising along quite nicely thank you, nothing much to worry about, perhaps a little squirt of insulin.
* 6 – Nothing to see here, I’m masquerading as someone with a working pancreas.
* 5 – I am a diabetic genius, bow in my presence and bring me chocolate, I deserve it.
* 3 – My head feels funny, but it’s vitally important I finish doing this completely pointless task before I stop and get some food.
* 2 – Can anyone else see those flying elephants or is it just me?
* 1.5 – How low can you go? Despite the fact I can barely walk or speak, I’m strangely proud of still being conscious!
I Need Lottery Numbers
I buy a lottery ticket once every six months, and I usually buy it for 50 consecutive drawings in a row. My most recent ticket is now done, and I’ve won 5 free tickets and $5.00.I need new numbers. These have obviously lost whatever minuscule mojo they had to begin with. These were my old numbers:
04: Most times I’ve been able to masturbate in one day without chafing
19: The youngest age of someone I’d be willing to go out on at least one date with.
21: The age I’m acting now.
26: The number of cookies I’ve eaten before I started to feel shame.
44: Number of pairs of manties that I have.
47: The age Meg Ryan was when I realized that she looked like a scary alien now.
What about you? What’s a good number to use and what’s its significance? If I use your number and win the lottery, I will give you absolutely nothing! It’s a win-win!
04: Most times I’ve been able to masturbate in one day without chafing
19: The youngest age of someone I’d be willing to go out on at least one date with.
21: The age I’m acting now.
26: The number of cookies I’ve eaten before I started to feel shame.
44: Number of pairs of manties that I have.
47: The age Meg Ryan was when I realized that she looked like a scary alien now.
What about you? What’s a good number to use and what’s its significance? If I use your number and win the lottery, I will give you absolutely nothing! It’s a win-win!
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